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Nerd Fight 

A pathetic attempt by two or more people to fight over the internet, usually while playing a video game. Since they cannot harm each-other physically, they attempt to harm each-other emotionally with name-calling, excessive swearing, and trying to act tough. Sometimes it is amusing and other times simply pathetic. Sometimes these 'fights' can last for over 30 minutes and serve no purpose other that to annoy everyone in the game/chatroom.
Nerd 1: omg fuking haxker noob.
Nerd 2: lolz u wish nub Ill pwn ur ass enyday
Nerd 1: yeah right btch least my mom aint a hairy ass slut.
Nerd 2: too bad you cant do anything to her with ur neddle d1ck lolz!
Nerd 1: whatever n00b Id fkin rape u at (insert overplayed fps shooter) anyday idiot u suck azz.
Nerd 3: hey everyone, its a NERD FIGHT!!!
(etc...)
Nerd Fight by BlacRyu June 30, 2008
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nerd fight 

two words: FUCKIN HILARIOUS

a fight consisting of two nerds. These fights commonly consists of tuggin on shirts and/or biting or scrating.

These fights are usually started over arguements over star trek or star wars.
LOL! I dared Brian to throw that book at Cassidy and a nerd fight broke out.
nerd fight by DrdLrdsSlv April 16, 2004

Nerd fighter 

A collective of brotherhood 2.0 fanatics who are made of awesome. Each nerd fighter has a special nerd power, and collectively they will overcome the Decepticons and found the first Evil Baby Orphanage.
"Dude, did you see that geek over there?"

"Man, that was no geek, that was a NERD FIGHTER!!!"

"What's the difference?"

"You don't wanna find out..."
Nerd fighter by EP Nerd fighter January 1, 2009

nerdfighters 

Nerdfighters Unite!
nerdfighters by Becks Grevau October 13, 2007

Nerdfighter 

People who instead of being made up of cells and organs and stuff are actually made out of awesome.
They fight decepticons on behalf of Nerds everywhere!
Nerdfighter by SilmarilSam July 6, 2008

Nerdfighter 

A nerdfighter is a person who is proud to be nerdy and intelligent, and who fights to decrease WorldSuck. Nerdfighters are not composed of cells and tissue, but instead made entirely of awesome. Nerdfighters are known to perform their Happy dances when they are joyful, and each Happy dance is unique to its respective Nerdfighter. Nerdfighters are diverse in their hobbies, which can range from writing Nerdfighter songs to playing D&D. Nerdfighters have also been described as someone who is "Outgoing, intelligent and awesome enough to accept nerd as a compliment". The polar opposite of a Nerdfighter is a Decepticon.
"I am a Nerdfighter"

"Are you a Nerdfighter? Yes? Then DFTBA!"
Nerdfighter by penguin1124 April 10, 2009

Nerdfighteria 

Refers to the Nerdfighter community which has grown up around the Green brothers' Youtube channel, vlogbrothers.

Although the population of Nerdfighteria is scattered internationally, the citizens have united numerous times to decrease worldsuck through super secret projects, other charitable events, scavenger hunts, video montages, happy dancing, and gatherings.
"Hello, Nerdfighteria!"
-John Green