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neophyte
1. N00b, newbie, in other words, somebody new to something (mostly applied in religious circles)
2. A priest who just started his pracice.
3.Name of a Hardcore/Gabber DJ who was and still is quite popular for it's massive speedy and pumping beats.
2. A priest who just started his pracice.
3.Name of a Hardcore/Gabber DJ who was and still is quite popular for it's massive speedy and pumping beats.
1. "So your the new neophyte here? I think you should go to that room for further instructions"
2. Guy 1. "New priest?"
Guy 2. "Yeah, you can notice that he's still quite the neophyte"
3. "Wow, did you hear that last new Neophyte song? I thought my speakers would explose!"
2. Guy 1. "New priest?"
Guy 2. "Yeah, you can notice that he's still quite the neophyte"
3. "Wow, did you hear that last new Neophyte song? I thought my speakers would explose!"
neophyte by Killythefox September 29, 2004
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emotional neophyte
A person who is relatively inexperienced in non-platonic relationships. These people are generally not able to communicate their feelings well, have an intense sense of need and usually have naive and idealized notions of love and romance.
"Sarah is an emotional neophyte. She doesn't get that I'm not willing to make the decision to marry her, when we've only been dating a year or two. I have to go with my gut feeling, not some whim."
You: "How are things with your guy?"
Friend: "He's such an emotional neophyte. I mean, tell me what you think. Stop trying to please me by saying "I dunno" or always seeking my approval."
You: "How are things with your guy?"
Friend: "He's such an emotional neophyte. I mean, tell me what you think. Stop trying to please me by saying "I dunno" or always seeking my approval."
emotional neophyte by Tristan Schofield April 30, 2004
neophyte
neophyte
1) Someone who has no skill, knowledge, or expertise in any given subject area
2) a nooblet
3) Someone who is anything but l33t
4) Someone Tottaly unworthy of saying anything l33t such as "woot" "RTFMFM" "STFU" "STUFUNOOB" ""n00b" or anything along those lines
5) Somone whose age in years does not excede the length of his penis.
2) a nooblet
3) Someone who is anything but l33t
4) Someone Tottaly unworthy of saying anything l33t such as "woot" "RTFMFM" "STFU" "STUFUNOOB" ""n00b" or anything along those lines
5) Somone whose age in years does not excede the length of his penis.
"Hey neophyte, get off the server" -or- "Hey neophyte, thanks for chuckin that 'nade into the hallway just as i walked" by -or- "Get outta the Gene Pool, neophyte"
neophyte by Eli Tistazhol October 18, 2003
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