A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021
Anti Neo-Gastonist: That Neo-Gastonist believes that Belle is a narcissist for wanting to live her own independent life and be literate, he's a fascist misogynist who wants to deny women autonomy and control them as slaves with no free will, probably because no women want him and he's an incel.
by Trevor006 January 04, 2022
Tell me you have no bitches without telling me you have no bitches.
An ideology used by young men who have never felt the touch of a woman (or anyone).
An ideology used by young men who have never felt the touch of a woman (or anyone).
Person 1: He identifies as a neo-gastonist but hasn't actually seen the movie.
Person 2: 11/10 he has no bitches.
Person 2: 11/10 he has no bitches.
by WhiteNiggaMan March 02, 2023