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neighborcest 

Its like incest, but between neighbors.
Franny wanted to marry Jordy, but since they were neighbors, that would be neighborcest.
neighborcest by pianodude88 May 14, 2011
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neighborleech 

(adj)

The highly frequently needed adjective to describe the neighbor: who borrows everything and never returns anything; who drinks your beer, wine and booze, but never reciprocates; who hides inside until you have completed the shared yard cleaning, snow shoveling, and similar tasks; who blames you for any problems with their property, life, vehicles or pets; whose pet(s)defecate(s) not on their grass but on yours... causing it to yellow and die in the summer heat; vocally complains to other neighbors about anything that you haven't done for them today; and finally, who drives an eco-friendly vehicle while glaring at you with pompous disdain for not bowing down to them for their eco-superiority.

Term can also apply to countries, and geographically adjoining regions. British/Canadian spelling neighbourleech.
It was mighty neighborleech of Bob to cower inside until you had completed all of his snow shoveling after today's blizzard and leave sneering at you while he drove away in his hybrid.

Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is being geopolitically neighborleech in pulling out jets and troops from the fight against ISIS. He has left the heavy lifting to the United States and other western allies. The re-pussification of Canada is imminent.
neighborleech by johnny dundle head September 11, 2016

neighbores 

simply put, boring neighbors. people who think you really care about their lives when, in fact, you wish you could move somewhere far, far away just to get away from them.
lady next door:.....then she said.....just back from visiting my sister in Peoria.....couldn't find a thing in there.....new recipes for hamburger helper.....never buy a german car, my father always said.....(two hours later).....well, i can't stand here talking all day.....(another hour later).....wait, don't you want to see my niece's picture?
me: maybe some other time. i've got to go in now (escaping to the safety of my own apartment, i close and lock the door, and start looking through the rental ads-do they list apartments under "no neighbores allowed?)
neighbores by earpuller June 11, 2006

Neighborhoes

It's that one party girl filled apartment where desperate attention seeking girls live in and bring dude after dude home.
Yo! Check it out! Another random dude just left that neighborhoes apartment!
Neighborhoes by Roman Wolf 11 July 28, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008