(v) - to hide in your room, lights off, blinds drawn, shying from society in order to play a video game. This is the stereotype for Dwarf Fortress players but the variety is getting bigger, with games including Minecraft, Warcraft, and Team Fortress 2.
Niall: Where did Ryan go? The party starts in an hour!
Patrick: He went to his room to play TF2. He wants to get a golden wrench.
Niall: He's not neckbearding hard enough to get one of those, and he's neckbearding pretty hard.
Patrick: He went to his room to play TF2. He wants to get a golden wrench.
Niall: He's not neckbearding hard enough to get one of those, and he's neckbearding pretty hard.
by neo! July 06, 2010
In programming jargon, a neckbeard is someone who enjoys working in lower level languages for the sake of being manly. Neckbeards typically favor Unix, VI, and AD&D.
by purly May 28, 2010
by Miles Schermerhorn December 18, 2007
The ultimate beard for people who don't want to hide their face with a beard but still love beards. Seen on fierce indie kids, gurus, football stars and sexy naked gorillas. Fucks up cctv face recognition and freaks out pussy haters. Popular a hundred years ago on the likes of inspirational revolutionaries such as Abe Lincoln Che Guevara, Bob Marley and Jesus and coming back now with a vengeance.
by hotbazooka April 06, 2010
Person A: Well, but you see: we dont have to prove to you that god doesnt exist. You have to prove to us that he does! The
Burden of Proof lies on the person making the claim not the one dismissing it.
Person B: Lol you're such a neckbeard...
Burden of Proof lies on the person making the claim not the one dismissing it.
Person B: Lol you're such a neckbeard...
by Crockett62 June 24, 2018
a nerdy pedofile asshole, who has a fucking beard on his or her neck. they are not worthy of living.
by kung fu fighter dinosaur April 11, 2011
A noticeable growth of hair on a persons neckal region. Usually the face is well groomed but they decide not to groom the neckal area. No one knows why for sure but professionals have speculated that it might be afraid that they are afraid of cutting their neck over childhood scarring. The hair that grows on the neck is also referred to neck pubes.
"My god! Harley sure has a massive neckbeard!!"
"MARINA JUST KISSED HIS NECKBEARD! THATS GONNA MAKE ONE NECKBEARDFUL BABY!"
"MARINA JUST KISSED HIS NECKBEARD! THATS GONNA MAKE ONE NECKBEARDFUL BABY!"
by Neckbeard the Pirate June 23, 2008