Nasty's

little brown cigars sold in packs of twenty for a fraction of the cost of normal cigarettes; the smoke of choice for welfare recipients everywhere

"Can I get a pack of Nasty's?"

by pegiampeg January 18, 2008

nasty's

Doing The Nasty's is how ratchet people usually say Masturbate.

"ooooo shit time to be doing some nasty's ooooh boii"

by Ozyrion July 24, 2016

that's nasty

Cleveland Brown From Family Guy

Cleveland ~ You touched me in a way that if Loretta touched me like that I'd say, That's nasty
Cleveland ~ I promised Loretta I would trim the bushes, then get tender with her.

by Cleveland Brown August 24, 2006

nun's nasty

To describe something as very dry. A nasty is a Queensland term for vagina. The implication being that because of a nun's vows, her nasty will be dry.

Gee, we've had no rain for six months. This land is as dry as a nun's nasty.

by mt1 June 29, 2006

Oh, that's nasty

A common catchphrase used by Cleveland Brown from Family Guy.

*Quagmire and Cleveland are at the pool*
Quagmire: *Takes a leak in the pool*
Cleveland: Oh, that's nasty

by weirdyrandommetal1977 October 9, 2014

Nasty Tesco's

When you do a massive shit into a plaggy bag then proceed to put it on your lasses head during sex.

"There we were just having proper normal as sex and he did a Nasty Tesco's on me. I was proper fuming, I couldn't breathe and there was shit in me throat"

by Pip Proper Hums August 4, 2018

nasty noah's ark

When someone is passed out on the bathroom toilet everyone in the house jerks off on his face. After group ejaculation is complete a jar of olives is dumped on the victims face representing the olive branch in the noahs ark fable. To simulate the biblical flood the tub is plugged and ran on full as well as the tiolet made to overflow. When the victim realizes his demise he is laughed at and dubbed noah for the remainder of his life. If pets are present in the house they are all locked in the bathroom with the flood.

Willy passed out at the party last night and everyone there pulled the old "nasty noah's ark" on him. We all laughed and started calling him noah.

by Josh sindermann March 24, 2008