Nard

A word used to discretely point out a person of Asian descent or a homosexual male.

Did you see that fuckin' Nard over there? What a loser.

by The creator of nard December 26, 2009

Nard

One who transcends being a nerd by being both extremely technically and intellectually well versed in a field but also considered extremely cool by the general public.

Bill Gates is a computer nerd but Thom Yorke is a music nard.

by Shawnnabis March 19, 2015

nard

acronym for Not A Real Doctor

psychiatrist, radiologist, pathologist. As in, "I got a psych consult to give a hypertensive HCTZ. NARDs."

by Charlotte January 9, 2008

nard

a nickname for your pointer finger(the one next to your thumb).

Dude, quit tugging on my nard!

by The Gootch October 12, 2006

nard

/nahrd/
-noun
a small compact bud of marijuana, usually of exceptionally high (or even augmented) THC content.

Let's smoke these harsh nards.

by da spliffaman March 21, 2007

Nard

1. NOUN: A distinctive noise that sounds like some sort of bug, often followed by a foul odor.

2. ADJ: A wannabe gangsta; a pussyhoe

3. VERB: to lie about something you are too stupid to cover up

1. "BUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh........"

Leah: What was that noise?

Jamie: Sounds like a nard

Leah: That shit stank

2. Jim: I'll kill all dem pussy niggas in LT

Mike: No you wouldn't. Quit acting like a hard nard

3. Rick: Of course my baby's momma knows about you

Ashley: Why wasn't she happy to hear from me then? I think you are so narding!

by BeckyB.Real February 5, 2010

nard

Term used for unidentified sticky substances usually found on the floor (especially light colored tiles) after one has hosted a party the night before. Use may also be extended to include anything disgusting, and can be used in many contexts.

Hey! Look at that disgusting nard on the floor.
I feel like nard.
Your outfit looks like nard.
My mouth tastes like nard.
I feel very nardlike today.

by FG March 15, 2005