napfit

clothing ensemble worn to sleep; must also double as an outfit for that midnight trip to Starbucks for fifteen shots of espresso; something worn when you're tired, not to be confused with pajamas, which may not be worn outside of the house (no plaid, flannel, or penguins)

"OMGZ KATE LET'S GO GET SOME COFFEH!"
"Okay!"
"ARE YOU READY?!"
"Yeah I just woke up - wearing my napfit!"
"ME TOO. SWEATPANTS FTW!"

by ltmustbebunnies August 12, 2008

Sappitus Nappitus

BBH nickname for a murderer called “Sapnap”

Sappitus Nappitus killed TommyInnit the man child’s cow.

“Sappy nappy sappy nappy”
“Cmon Sappitus Nappitus”

by Drista October 26, 2020

napfire

When you take a short nap in the hopes that doing so will revitalize your mind, body and soul, effectively refreshing you completely.

Except in this case, it completely backfires on you and has terrible reverse effects; you wake up feeling even more tired than you were before, you're groggy, cranky and quite possibly feeling ill.

Sue: Are you getting ready to go out and watch the ballet with me dear?

John: Hell with that crap. I fell asleep and it totally napfired on me. Now I feel like a bag of smashed ass. Take your mother.

by scaryjesus February 14, 2012

Nafithehusky

the neuturality of a furry. The hallmark of gayness

Hey that fucking nigger alex fucked a normie Nafithehusky

by Therapmasterrapist November 1, 2017

Naptitude

n. The ability one has to fall asleep in different positions and at various times of the day

Chuck had an uncanny naptitude which allowed him to sleep in the 10 minute gap between classes

by teroblacknight May 6, 2009

Nappitizer

Nappitizer is the nap you take right before bedtime.

Dob took a nappitizer on the couch after the big game and then woke up to go to bed for the night.

by Jesykah November 18, 2013

napitus

Napitopians are one of the sexiest types of people who are elite at everything known to mankind. This name stems from the second part of Sapitus Napitus, AKA Sapnap. When named a Napitus, it means that you are a god among gods who must choose a type of breed within that species. These can vary from Rapitus Napitus, Slapitus Napitus, Clapitus Napitus, Napikiss, Napenis, etc. These people can be interbred with the Mentopians, to make the ultimate breed of anything, Naptoenians, who is a form of Napitopians, except with perfect toes, and fresh breath. The only other form of matter that a Napitus will take a liking to is Mai Kawakami, the perfect waifu.

That big brain move was absolutely napitoplulous

You shall be the new heir to the universe, we shall name you "napitus"

The highest rapping achievement possible is the title of rapitus napitus

by napitus October 25, 2020