by Annie Onimous April 3, 2011
Anyone being described as 31 an taut with an extreme case of dwarf hands, may also sleep with silky blue blankets and have the quickest size 7's in the Nothern Hemisphere.
Adam: Look at that n00b helping them move.
Scott: Damn he is a 31 and taut piece of heaven send from the good lord above
Adam: They say when he moves his feet, time slows to a stand still.
Scott: Look at those hands though, freakishly small.
Adam: Whatever you do not look directly at mia hams
Scott: AHHH my eyes
Pauly: Stop bitching is just "Gin Sweetie"
Scott: Damn he is a 31 and taut piece of heaven send from the good lord above
Adam: They say when he moves his feet, time slows to a stand still.
Scott: Look at those hands though, freakishly small.
Adam: Whatever you do not look directly at mia hams
Scott: AHHH my eyes
Pauly: Stop bitching is just "Gin Sweetie"
by Shunnydun August 31, 2011
A term which refers to a first time player of a game, or a player who relies on spraying to kill everyone else. Often has not used the terms "boomstick" or "I just PWNED you". N00bs are pwned by pros, and are known to become frustrated at times. Note that some players are only n00bs at certain games, and are not bad at every game.
Example 1
-playing Call Of Duty 4-
Jordan: Foley, what are you doing?
Foley: I'm spraying
Jordan: YOU N00B! TIME FOR SOME N00B PWNAGE!!
Example 2
-playing Guitar Hero 3-
Shane: Time to pwn some n00bs on Through The Fire And Flames :)
Random dude: I LIKEZ GH3!
Shane: yeah I hope you "likez" TTFAF too
Random dude: OH NOZZZ!!
Shane: LOL n00b pwnage
-playing Call Of Duty 4-
Jordan: Foley, what are you doing?
Foley: I'm spraying
Jordan: YOU N00B! TIME FOR SOME N00B PWNAGE!!
Example 2
-playing Guitar Hero 3-
Shane: Time to pwn some n00bs on Through The Fire And Flames :)
Random dude: I LIKEZ GH3!
Shane: yeah I hope you "likez" TTFAF too
Random dude: OH NOZZZ!!
Shane: LOL n00b pwnage
by ShaneMolloy August 10, 2008
by anahhnymous April 8, 2008
Internet text slang for new player or someone who does not have experience, the term usually being hurtful as well as being stupidly spelt using the L337 language, most commonly used by fucking morons who try to act cool by doing something as stupid as replacing e with 3 and t with 7
by Horndoggah September 24, 2009
People who are new to the online environment and don't understand online lingo. They are also usless at video games.
MW2 Player 1: Yo, I just got a kill streak of 25.
MW2 Player 2: All these n00bs, when will they learn?
MW2 Player 2: All these n00bs, when will they learn?
by Dude140392 December 28, 2010