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Mystery meat 

Term used in the joint for all meat products. It tasted like shit and no one knew just exactly what animal(s) it came from.
What we havin' for breakfast homes? Shit on a shingle with some mystery meat.

mystery meat 

meat that is not readily identifiable, especially as served
in a student dining hall, fraternity house, etc
I am not going to eat that mystery meat unless someone can tell me what it is.
mystery meat by Light Joker September 5, 2005

mystery meat 

The stuff they serve in the cafeteria, which is of unknown origin.
Today's luncheon special is leftover mystery meat.
mystery meat by Anonymous July 23, 2003

mystery meat 

1. Fillers and other additives that are put into hashish to increase the volume at little or no cost. Such ingredients include but are not limited to:
Glue
Plastics
Kerosene, gas, and/or diesel fuels and/or by-products
Tranquilizers
Ground up bricks
Sand
Such ingredients are commonly found in "Soap Bars", an extremely cheap and low potency form of hashish that is commonly found in the UK. The best hashish can be bought in Holland or Amsterdam.

2. A common term used to describe school lunch meat that is of unknown origin. It is usually drenched in gravy to disguise whatever it is really made from.
1. Dude, dont smoke that shit, it's filled with mystery meat.

2. This mystery meat is so chewy, I think it's made from rubber.
mystery meat by Lil' Grimmy May 27, 2006

mystery meat 

Plastics, cutters, and other agents used to cheaply increase the volume of the cannabis product known as hashish
That english shit's full of mystery meat, buy from holland if you really want the good shit
mystery meat by anonymous May 1, 2004

mystery meat 

what you get from the kebab shop - whoever saw a round lamb leg three feet long? WAKE UP PEOPLE!
after 20 beers or so we all went to uncle salaams for a feed of mystery meat
mystery meat by aussie bob March 7, 2005