I had sex with myself
by Matteo Suck me balls May 15, 2023
by Djdjdjdjdjdndndj November 20, 2016
National day to love yourself!
Go into the mirror and say I love myself :)
I'm proud of you! No matter what!
Go into the mirror and say I love myself :)
I'm proud of you! No matter what!
by Unknown...Girl April 19, 2021
What, My truck, I forgot to make myself my food delivery.
by Debskelly1985 June 24, 2023
Get in your TESLA and power up the MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Send multiracial pictures of yourself because GRACE KELLY told HALSEY.
Giving someone the run around who just ran around themselves.
To literally fall in love with a TOT.
Falling in love with a particular TOT.
Boring into the ELITE
Send multiracial pictures of yourself because GRACE KELLY told HALSEY.
Giving someone the run around who just ran around themselves.
To literally fall in love with a TOT.
Falling in love with a particular TOT.
Boring into the ELITE
Hey KENNER , I am going to get in my TESLA DRAGGINGV MYSELF AROUND I mean soapbox SLATE and write my INTERNET RELAY ass off as I am powering up that AI COMPUTER rip it at 80 mph.
I can be white , I can be black as just start DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and while I am at it PURPLE works as I will rain on you , you racist MOTHER.
I notice by DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND around all day that when I mention ASSHOLE in an ad I begin DRAGGING MYSELF ARIUND again trying to get HOT SEX.
I have to admit and it is scary as everytime I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and see that TOT talk I fall in love.
That TOT is WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT as I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND his annual meeting and telling people you know that TOT is a GHOST HOLE and my friend JAMES tells me and I thought I saw him at the IRISH CASINO and VENETIAN as that GHOST HOLE TOT has never been to VEGAS ever.
I know if I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND enough I will finally meet TOT but it is bad luck to say it but I will say his other half MASTURBATION OF COINS.
I can be white , I can be black as just start DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and while I am at it PURPLE works as I will rain on you , you racist MOTHER.
I notice by DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND around all day that when I mention ASSHOLE in an ad I begin DRAGGING MYSELF ARIUND again trying to get HOT SEX.
I have to admit and it is scary as everytime I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and see that TOT talk I fall in love.
That TOT is WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT as I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND his annual meeting and telling people you know that TOT is a GHOST HOLE and my friend JAMES tells me and I thought I saw him at the IRISH CASINO and VENETIAN as that GHOST HOLE TOT has never been to VEGAS ever.
I know if I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND enough I will finally meet TOT but it is bad luck to say it but I will say his other half MASTURBATION OF COINS.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
Man, on my way home it hit me and I ended up chucking myself! Still can't get the stain out of my car.
by ricksledge April 16, 2015
Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.
"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"
by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021