myhop

When you make breakfast at home instead of going out.

Person one: Hey do you want to go out for breakfast?

Person two: No, we'll go to myhop and I'll make pancakes.

by petesfun February 8, 2012

myhomedish it

When you don't feel like cooking or ordering from restaurants, so you order food from your neighbors on MyHomeDish.

Billy: Dude I'm so hungry but I'm feeling lazy

Bart: Dude let's get dominos
Billy: Nah bro, lets myhomedish it; I heard they got dank pizza

by PestoPete March 14, 2021

Mahopac High School

The worst school ever. The whole Mahopac school system is shit, but Mahopac High School is the worst out of all five schools. This school is a vaper's paradise since the school doesn't do shit to stop them. The same goes for druggies. Everyone at this school is extremely fake, so if you're looking for real friends, leave Mahopac. The only decent people are the nerdy freshman boys. The teachers suck dick and don't give a shit about any of the students. There's even a teacher that has taught drunk before. Several times. Everyone says this school is awesome, but really it is a fucking dumpster fire. All the students hate it with a burning passion. Mahopac High School should burn in a hell of blazing wasps.

Mahopac High School makes me want to kill myself
My friends and I all failed out of Mahopac High School

by Bitcharoux November 25, 2018

mysophobia

The fear of germs and contamination, the technical term for "germophobia".

His mysophobia went full blast and he screamed when a homeless man hugged him.

by Lorelili March 21, 2011

Myopolymath

A myopolymath is a person who knows everything and yet understands nothing.

Or, more loosely, those who proclaim knowledge of just about everything, but whom have precious little understanding of anything.

I spoke with a myopolymath the other day who rattled off an incredible number of random facts, and when I asked him what they really meant, he just said that wasn't the point and continued his recitation.

by JayArr May 13, 2010

Rectal Myopia

The most widely used excuse given for absence from school/work. One's inability to see one's ass coming in today.

Mr. Taylor, It's Chip. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it into the office today. I have rectal myopia.

by Chipwich74 December 9, 2012

MTHOP

A widely used acronym in the online game show community. It refers to when someone masturbates to their own posts. "MTHOP" is always preceded by the initials of the person that's being referred to.

John Doe: A contestant made a match on tonight's Match Game episode
Jane Doe: JDMTHOP!

by John2019 September 19, 2020