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My Salsa 

A spicy, Mexican dip. This expression came from D12's "My Band" and is supposedly their next song.
"My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa"
My Salsa by Meg April 15, 2004
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my salsa 

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.
My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.
my salsa by brendan May 6, 2004

my salsa 

eminems "Next song". apparently, from D12 ft. Eminem - My Band.
My salsa makes all the girl take off their pants, my sal sa sla sa sal sal sal salsa. My salsa!
my salsa by GirlSkater April 7, 2004

My salsa 

Someone special to you, makes you laugh, pisses you off, but you are always happy to see them no matter what
That’s my salsa, he dumb asl
My salsa by Assassinspride January 11, 2020

Test My Salsa 

An invitation to test the patience of somebody from The Bronx
"If any one of them oppy niggas move Wock and decide to test my salsa it's up at this function, on bro."

right in front of my salad 

a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.
"Are you seriously being transphobic? Right in front of my salad?"

shake my salad

I DOMT KNOW WEIRDOS

someone just tweeted it and i don’t know but i want to know please help me out fellas
please millie don’t shake my salad with kourtney
shake my salad by larrysbitch28 January 13, 2018