my hoop

To refer to one's anus.

I met a guy last night. He absolutely destroyed my hoop.

my hoop by kill3rm00bs January 15, 2018

Lost control of my hoop 

Making a regrettable decision in regards to your lady parts.

I can't believe I lost control of my hoop last night and slept with Vladmir Putin again.

Lost control of my hoop by flying ferne December 15, 2010

sniff my hoop 

When someone is not even worthy of kissing your ass they may be invited to sniff your hoop as that is the closest they are going to get.
Can also be a hand gesture while driving for example: making a "hoop" with thumb and forefinger tips together brought up tip the nasal cavity and a healthy deep breath.

"Ach, sniff my hoop ya useless wee bawbag"

sniff my hoop by Spytfyre November 18, 2018

shat my hoop 

When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.

Oh my god, i just absolutely shat my hoop

shat my hoop by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019

hold my hoops 

a phrase used when someone is ready to angry or pissed off, telling someone to hold your hoop earrings so they don't get caught in anything while you fight.

did she seriously just say that? ooh girl, hold my hoops.

hold my hoops by falling weird kid June 19, 2018

hoops for my peeps

Last night a racist killed eleven

I'm going to shoot some hoops for my peeps

hoops for my peeps

hoops for my peeps by Krkič February 20, 2020