by An unknown bitch May 8, 2020
Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.
by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010
A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.
My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
by yo-yo baiter June 22, 2008
by noskinnypants November 9, 2010
A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.
by Justin October 13, 2004