Bullet for my valentine

Although it is the name for a popular Screamo band, it can also be used colloquially as a definition for that which is sub-par particularly in the realm of heavy metal and, to a lesser extent, emo/screamo/punk/alternative music. But really, who digs screamo music in the first place? Let this be a lesson to you.

1. Tim: How bad was that gig we checked out last night?
Blake: Pretty shit.
Tim: Yeah, totally "Bullet for my valentine".
Blake: No doubt.

by Miks84 June 17, 2008

bullet for my valentine

A shitty Trivium ripoff band with the most retarded fans. They think Bullet is better than Trivium. Because the whiny vocals are so much better then the amazing vocals of Trivium's frontman Matt Heafy. IF YOU ARE A FAN OF BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE YOU NEED A SERIOUS REALITY CHECK. LISTEN TO TRIVIUM OR SOMETHING NOT BFMV.

Dumb Fan: Bullet For My Valentine is the next big thing in metal and Trivium is very suck!

Average Joe: Shut up! and go kill youself you whiny emo! Trivium > BFMV!

by Manuvid August 18, 2009

bullet for my valentine

In my opinion, a whole bunch of suck rolled into one little EMO, fag-blowing package. And for all you emo muthafuckers who don't realize that the band is emo and NOT Heavy Metal then you are sadly mistakenl. We don't want them. You can have your emo faggots and you can save that bullet for your head.

- Do you like Bullet for my Valentine?

- Nope.

- Hmm... me neither. Wanna go not cry and/or cut ourselfs?

- Sure.

by wed-g April 30, 2006

bullet for my valentine

bullet for my valentine is a really fuckin gay band who sounds like shit and all they do is scream and shit and make really annoying music and pisses of everyone. Usually listened to by 'hardcore' losers or emo faggot

faggot 1: wow that song '4 words' is so great
faggot 2: ya the really fuckin annoying screaming and shitty guitar really kicks ass... im so hardcore.. im gonna cut myself now

bullet for my valentine is annoying and gay

by dan.. November 7, 2006

bullet for my valentine

the best band ever along with all that remains, a7x, mcr, green day, iron maiden, and trivium

1. Bullet for my Valentine rox and emo people are not fags
2.whoever makes fun of emos and bullet for my valentine is a fagposer

by emometalsatanicdevilworshipper666 May 12, 2007

my bloody valentine

The greatest dream pop band of all time. Their sheets of guitar noise will tuck you in like a blanket.

I thought I was having a hillucinatory episode, but it turned out I was merely listening to the sublime sounds of My Bloody Valentine.

by Peter Parker November 14, 2003

My Bloody Valentine

The fathers/mother/lesbian aunt of shoegaze music, they steadily increased in greatness until disappearing after their 1991 album "Loveless." They are due to release a new album this year, unless Kevin Shields decides it isn't too late to douche out again.

It appears I will outlive the My Bloody Valentine hiatus, after all.

by UrbaneBill January 28, 2008