by APA - Bristol October 15, 2019
A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.
May also logically extent to breasts.
May also logically extent to breasts.
Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.
Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.
Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.
by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013
many cultures practise bonding over drinking, similar to the peace pipe of plains indians of north america. the point is not to get blotto. delirious. comatose. rather to find a level of energised, spirited (see also spirits!) togetherness in the moment. fully aware that it will never be back the same way!
(also compare with alcoholism which is an illness)
(also compare with alcoholism which is an illness)
I was minding my business when i realised i was raising my glass to you. do you ever get the feeling that today will be gone tomorrow, how time flies, and how we should appreciate what we have? Coz i do)
by Krkič October 9, 2020
by wherearemyglasses December 6, 2010
by cheaptrickrick December 14, 2009
The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.
Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...
by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008
A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.
by Thesefishsticksarehardastits! April 25, 2011