a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.
by Mikey Cheeks June 14, 2006
This item is usually worn by a person, name of Chris Bennett/ mustafa/ mustachio/ potroast/ midget/ annoying-short-person-who-follows-ben-wotkins-everywhere-all-the-time-at-break lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol
by michael March 2, 2004
A man(or woman) that has a mustache that goes down past their lips. The mustache is the color of dirt.
by MustGoGo November 23, 2005
by sueg May 11, 2006
When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.
by buckydelarocha April 29, 2015
when two virgins stand at opposite sides of the room and run directly at each other full speed, after jumping in the air when contact is made both people simultaneously lose their virginity.
by oldskoolsk8er92 December 27, 2011
by kiredor November 14, 2018