Mushroom Picker
A person, typically female, who is either highly-accepting or a fan of males with exceedingly small (e.g. with the appearance of a mushroom) genitals.
My pal Forest is poorly endowed, so we got to find him a serious mushroom picker to take care of him.
Mushroom Picker by spinelesss October 2, 2021
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