muncowski

a nocturnal naked person that randomly appears at the smell of beer.

when you are chillin with ur friends and having a beer and a muncowski just randomly appears cause they got a wiff of ur beer

muncowski by mooklovin January 2, 2008

Lisa Murkowski 

A U.S. Senator from Alaska. Murkowski was the incumbant in the 2010 election, but she was defeated in the G.O.P. primary by tea party candidate Joe Miller.
After the primary she mounted a write-in campaign. After some dispute and a recount, Murkowski won re-election in the first sucessful write-in campaign in 50 years!

It was a glorious slap in the face for Sarah Palin when Lisa Murkowski defeated her favored tea party candidate!

Lisa Murkowski by Charles_U_Farley November 24, 2010

murkowski 

An almost breathtaking lack of bravery.

I was going to do the right thing, but then decided it was easier to be a fucking murkowski

murkowski by Zombie64 February 1, 2020

George Minkowski 

The phenomenon that occurs when one surrounds his neural tissue with enough alcohol that he believes he can travel in time between points in his life and simultaneously ruin events in the present and/or past & future. Almost always results in confusing and severe consequences for the traveler.

Yeah man, Fred came home and found his bosses swordfighting in his wife's mouth. He's getting George Minkowski'd tonight.

(NOTE FOR EDITORS: This is not a real person's name. This is a character on the popular show "Lost" who went nuts because he was traveling in time which left him between a catatonic and confused state that eventually lead to his death.)

George Minkowski by BullSchmutz April 5, 2008

gregory murowski 

some forehead boi kinda hot

my boi gregory murowski is sick

gregory murowski by amudank discord April 10, 2019

Lisa Murkowski 

To stick around in a place where you are no longer wanted.

A social terrorist who has already been told to leave, but remains anyway.

To lose a primary election, but to end up running in the general election anyway as a third-party candidate, so as to spite the primary winner by trying to steal votes from him/her. See Charlie Crist.

What's his problem, I just broke up with this loser, and just told him to get out of my house, and now he's trying to sleep on my couch? What a Lisa Murkowski he is.

I could have swore that I told that lame douchebag to leave my party since he was not invited. He's still here twenty minutes later, starting arguments with my best friends, and creeping out my lady friends. Is he trying to pull a Lisa Murkowski on me?

Since Daddy's Little Girl (a.k.a. Lisa Murkowski) lost the primary to hold on to her Senate seat inherited from her father, her sense of entitlement overrode her sense of decency (assuming she had any), and she decided to run as a third-party candidate in order to steal votes from Joe Miller, the man who beat her in the primary, out of spite.

Lisa Murkowski by Miroslav Jung November 2, 2010

Murkowski'd 

When someone is on your side until the last minute when they are talked into abandoning you with a petty bribe.

I missed my flight to Cancun because Fred said he would give me a ride to the airport but he Murkowski'd me when Joe offered him a cookie for a ride to the mall. This is the 27th time Fred Lisa Murkowski's me. I am starting to think he's not really my friend.

Murkowski'd by Schmebster July 1, 2025