Zombieland

An awesome movie released this fall. There are several rules on how to stay alive in Z-Land.

If you're fat, you will be the first victim in Zombieland

by die_potato January 19, 2010

Zombieland

a dream come true for l4d/l4d2 gamers

I wish the world became zombieland.

by ilikekillingzombies October 4, 2010

Rules of Zombieland

A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in Zombieland who goes by Columbus. When/If a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.

First 4 rules of zombieland

Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)

and many more

by Ginsu48 October 4, 2009

zombiehand

Any action performed while half asleep that results in a negative outcome.

I zombiehanded my alarm clock this morning. I tried to set it for an hour later and shut it off instead.

by thx3188 January 8, 2011

zombiemanwarfar

A fat punny who thinks a chongy chongy is a cockroach on a stick

Eeeee your such a zombiemanwarfar

by Rodman seery November 21, 2020

Zombietard

A person or group of people that are so high they are beyond just being retarded. They move very slow in a zombie like state, eating everything they can get their hands on, while having the mental capacity of a house pet.

We smoked so much weed last night that we were so zombietarded it took us twenty minutes to figure out how to get the fridge open.

by MSUSEE April 9, 2015

Zombielingus

The act of unconsciously coiting (See: Coited) another human after a night of heavy drinking or other mind-altering substance ingestion in which both participants took part, yet neither participant remembers the actual sexual encounter. Mostly evident the morning after. Main side effects include a walk of shame and short term depression.

Barb: Ugh, I can't believe I had zombielingus with Sam last night.
Tom: Well, if in hindsight you knew that conscious you would have consented, there should be no shame.
Barb: That's deep.

by Andeezy_ November 25, 2014