Muller

To make a joke that fails and everyone laughs at you and not with you.
Can also be judged by a thumbs up or thumbs down.

Joker: And then he fell over!
> silence <
All: Muller!

by Mog75 December 6, 2005

mullering

Ruining something while attempting to fix it, on account of using brute force instead of gentle persuasion.

Bobby replaced the nut with an adjustable wrench, mullering it into position. "That should hold it," he exclaimed triumphantly. Sonia watched with disdain. "Sure," she said, "if we never have to replace the wheel again. That's totally cross-threaded."

by sticky10^76 May 30, 2009

Muller

To do a shit (eject shit from uranus)
Used as verbal abuse ("you piece of muller")
Be used as a replacement/subsitude for the word "SHIT"
Be used as during sex (exsample: brown showers)

"Im going for a muller" (im going for a shit)
"Muler/Mullah! (SHIT!)
Muller time (shitting time/brown showers)
Muller Express (brown showers)
Muller on Muller (a 69 version of brown showers)

by Wedge Antillies October 12, 2005

muller

when you stick your finger up someones anus

you just got mullerd by a chinese man with a big hand

by jjkhubbs May 29, 2010

muller

Usually a word meant to imply high levels of intoxication, "muller," when applied to one who is of or nearly of a personal substance-free attitude, can be also construed to mean "one who is a disappointment."

He was looking to really come into his own in the near future, but pulled a muller, and tanked considerably.

by ppxloller December 10, 2010

Muller

Being calmly intoxicated to a near paralytic level. Generally through the aid of alcohol.

Twinkle Face: Bored still, what you doing?
Petal Cheeks: Little...
Twinkle Face: Want to get muller?
Petal Cheeks: Okay!

by Jig Jigabang June 3, 2009

Muller

To take something that belongs to someone else, even though it can clearly be traced back to you.

Damn-I thought I had some coke in the fridge but I appear to have been Mullered.

by MelbIT May 11, 2007