mug wump

a texas term meaning one who sits on a fence (ie his mug is on one side of the fence and his wump in on the other)

alt. a fence straddler

I have not heard the candidate state her position clearly even once. What a mug wump!

by Stella Lafayette December 03, 2004

mug wump

To slap across the face (mug) with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually before or after oral sex.

She was feeling pretty frisky, so just for fun, I gave her a big wet mug wump after I blew my load in her face.

by Harry Armpit February 02, 2010