Mufftart 

A girl (usually white) who dresses like a homeless man. May wear leggings as pants!! She struts her stuff in shitty suberb mall areas and still manages to lower the shitty suberbs standards. An underachiever who's ego is too big. Mostly an outsider or out of town-er trying to fit in but really should stay at home. Also fits the discription of an ugly whore, slut, the "wrong" girl for the guy, and may carry STD (s).

Classy girl One: "Ew, see that Blonde white girl in that cheap store? With black dyed hair underneath?! And she's wearing leggings as pants!! Mufftart alert!!"

Classy Girl Two: "Alerted! EW Mufftart! Omg yes, that's disgusting, LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. Where does she get off lowering the low? Disgrace"
Classy Girl Three: "Oh that guy she's with is WAY too good for her, poor daft boy stuck with the mufftart."

Mufftart by Thewhitegirlherself July 28, 2012

mufftard 

A female (who has the muff) acting in a retarded manner.

Laurel, stop being such a Mufftard"

mufftard by BlaineFoster June 26, 2007

Mufftard 

Someone who speaks, but is difficult to understand. Then when you realize what they said, you realize it was stupid.

Ja'Quan: What did Harry just say?

Tom: I don't know, Harry is the epitome of a mufftard.

Mufftard by P_$_C October 3, 2011

mufftard 

An individual who is retarded and also exhibits the charatoristics of a pussy.

"Omg shiver, stop being a mufftard"

mufftard by Splitter March 19, 2005

Queem of Mufftard 

Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress at The El Dorado Diner in Tarrytown, NY. It has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.

There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.

"Yes, I'll have the Queem of Mufftard in a bowl, please."

"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."

Queem of Mufftard by Switche October 18, 2008

mufftard 

One who is a retard and also possesses the charatoristics of a pussy.

"Have you seen Shiver lately? What a mufftard."

mufftard by Splitter May 13, 2005

Mufftastic 

Expressing noted excellence in muffin terms, also used in identifying excellence in lady parts terms.

That breakfast was mufftastic!

Mufftastic by Jelliochi February 11, 2009