When you kindly give your lady friend a handful of jolly-ranchers to suck on then you proceed to dip your balls in her mouth. Then you bend her over and give it to her doggystyle.
"your balls taste like watermelon now bend me over and give me a stickymudflap"
Your partner must have explosive diarrhea You anally penetrate your partner of choice with the stock of an Ak-47, and they begin uncontrollably shitting all over the firearm. You then penetrate the barrel of the firearm and use your testicles as a mudflap to control the explosive shit. Once done, you remove the firearm and use the cum and shit covered rounds to protect the motherland.