mouth full of wood

A mouth full of hard penis

I always hear my mom saying "i love having a mouth full of wood"

by Putty cat December 16, 2016

Mouth full of joy

When a male cums in your girlfriend or other sexual partners mouth without any warning whats so ever.

"Jon seriously gave Tiffany one huge mouth full of joy last night she didn't even see it coming"

by Natedoctor January 16, 2011

mouth full of cornchips

This term is used for unfortunate people with terrible teeth..
Often used on Hillbillies with yellow and bad teeth and accompanying cheesey breath.

Alan- "How was your date the other night buddy?"

Tim- " It was OK until she opened her gob, she had a mouth full of cornchips in there and it was a hideous sight."

by clownlager March 2, 2010

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person speaks uncontrollably and babbles without any flow or direction. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" and cut one of thes unfazed individuals off.

Man, that guy was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by Brentus July 27, 2005

Mouth Full of Pennies

when you go down on your girl...you know eat her up....its the taste of her va jay jay.... like a mouth full of pennies.
you know what im talkin about

n. I just got a mouth full of pennies

by TheMouth August 27, 2008

Mouth full of empties

A crack head who at one time had teeth but due to continued use of meth they have lost a large number of teeth.

Yo that crack head has a smokin body but the "Mouth full of empties" might give a great mouth hug.

by 1mindcrime May 7, 2010

mouth full of gay

When something just really sucks, or is undesireable.

A: "Dude, I just crashed my car."
B: "Man, that's a mouth full of gay!"

by Steve-o5000 February 3, 2006