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mouse trap 

A mouse trap is the pro-female version of the donkey punch. While the female is on her back the male is standing and penetrating. When the female nears orgasm she punches the male in the eye causing him to pull his upper body back and yell "WTF bitch!", but also causing him to thrust his pelvis forward for maximum penetration. A donkey punch and mouse trap may be possible simultaneously, but is purely theoretical at this point.
"How'd I get this sweet black eye?", you say. Well Kelly caught me in the mouse trap last night.
mouse trap by cidue May 17, 2008

Mouse Trap 

when a guy's cock get hard and he puts it between his stomach and his pants to hide the embarassment of public erection
Right before the teacher called me in front of the class, I used the mouse trap because I saw a hot girl.
Mouse Trap by binh January 6, 2005

Mouse Trap 

When your partner declines to give you anal sex and you want it so badly that you drop your hips while taking it doggie style, thereby "mouse trapping" your partner into your rectal vault.
1. "Bob wouldn't buggery me last night, so I straight up mouse trapped him."

2. "I'm planning a special evening for Bill tonight. I'm setting mouse traps right and left. He's getting mouse trapped tonight!"

3. "I'm sick of having to mouse trap all of my men."
Mouse Trap by nastylove January 15, 2013

Mouse Trap 

(This works best while the male has some sort of explosive diarrhea) A man lies on his back with his legs wide open while a woman slowly progresses (face first, mouth open) towards his testicles. Once the woman is approximately 3 inches from the "ball-sac" the man then releases massive amounts (or whatever's in his system) of diarrhea on her face, with the intentions of shitting in her mouth. Whether the crap landed in her mouth or not doesn't matter. A successful "Mouse Trap" has been executed.
Christy was trying to suck my balls before landed in a "Mouse Trap"
Mouse Trap by Damien July 17, 2003

Mouse Trap 

A girl who takes a fart in an aerosol can and when something smells good/pleasant the girl will spray it with her aerosol canned farts. They also fart into their friends/own ovens to smell up the house with their farts.
Girl 1: It smells in here, did someone fart?
Girl 2: Yea, some mouse trap sprayed me with fart after I spritzed myself with perfume.
Girl 1: Bummer.
Mouse Trap by TheRedLobsta March 22, 2011

mouse trap 

A cat, kitty, puddy, etc., that meows, purrs, and can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
Boots, my mouse trap, caught two mice within two hours of my bringing him home.

Why buy that spring contraption that only squashes your fingers when you can get a real mouse trap--Kitty?