Mother Dick

a word randomly blurted by an angry Mexican girl. HAHA just fuckin. Nah, it's an angry phrase used only when flustered and you place it in the middle of many curse words of your choosing. You don't go around calling people a mother dick cus that's just dumb.

"Son of a bitch god damn it fuckin mother dick asshole"

"Holy shit mother dick!"

by Rock The Mon January 30, 2009

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucker

Someone who sucks dick so incredibly good it hurts also know as Jake

Jake is such a gawk gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucker

by Yeetifer June 1, 2022

Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment

The act of sucking the soul out of a man's dick. Once you're done with him, his dick should be 35 shades lighter than the rest of hi body. Cause an earthquake with the force of your glizzy gobbling

Sarah gave me the Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment

by Yeetifer June 4, 2022

Dick faced mother fucker

Usually used when running out of disses (insults) or used as an opening when people are about to fight or make fun of each other.

"Dude, your a...a...dick faced mother fucker!"

"Fuck you you dick faced mother fucker!"

by Fritztafer January 18, 2009

small dick weisel mother fucker

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.

I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!

by -Hammer February 27, 2005

the dick your mother used to ride

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.

"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004