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shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.
Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick
shit mother dick by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucker 

Someone who sucks dick so incredibly good it hurts also know as Jake
Jake is such a gawk gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucker

Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment 

The act of sucking the soul out of a man's dick. Once you're done with him, his dick should be 35 shades lighter than the rest of hi body. Cause an earthquake with the force of your glizzy gobbling
Sarah gave me the Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment

Dick faced mother fucker 

Usually used when running out of disses (insults) or used as an opening when people are about to fight or make fun of each other.
"Dude, your a...a...dick faced mother fucker!"

"Fuck you you dick faced mother fucker!"

small dick weisel mother fucker 

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.
I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!

the dick your mother used to ride 

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.
"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum