mother clock
When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.
mother clock by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023
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motherclucker
a synonym for motherfucker.
jaime: you are such the motherclucker.
michael: no I am not, just because i'm gay.
jaime: yeah but you did alex's mom and she is actually a guy.
michael: ok then, therefore I am both gay and a motherclucker.
jaime: that is affirmative.
michael: no I am not, just because i'm gay.
jaime: yeah but you did alex's mom and she is actually a guy.
michael: ok then, therefore I am both gay and a motherclucker.
jaime: that is affirmative.
motherclucker by Michael Chi November 29, 2005
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motherblockers by Luckyonetoo August 28, 2013
mothercockhole
A douchebag on the order of the largest of penis holes. A dickhead who is not only useless as a conversationalist, but also cocky enough to think his lameass comments even matter. A mother fucker minus the balls.
Gerald says, "Let's go to the Sonic for some chili-cheese tots!" His shit-colored teeth reflecting in the moonlight.
To which Rebecca replies, "Fuck that balls, Mothercockhole! You are already so fat you can't see your pussydick! Let's roll to the BK Lounge, yo momma can get you a free salad."
To which Rebecca replies, "Fuck that balls, Mothercockhole! You are already so fat you can't see your pussydick! Let's roll to the BK Lounge, yo momma can get you a free salad."
mothercockhole by Markletits December 24, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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