mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.

Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!

by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023

motherclucker

a synonym for motherfucker.

jaime: you are such the motherclucker.
michael: no I am not, just because i'm gay.
jaime: yeah but you did alex's mom and she is actually a guy.
michael: ok then, therefore I am both gay and a motherclucker.
jaime: that is affirmative.

by Michael Chi November 29, 2005

motherblockers

Earphones used as a way of not listening to, or ignoring, your mother.

I got in the car and put on my motherblockers so I did not have to listen to my mum nagging!

by Luckyonetoo August 28, 2013

mothercockhole

A douchebag on the order of the largest of penis holes. A dickhead who is not only useless as a conversationalist, but also cocky enough to think his lameass comments even matter. A mother fucker minus the balls.

Gerald says, "Let's go to the Sonic for some chili-cheese tots!" His shit-colored teeth reflecting in the moonlight.
To which Rebecca replies, "Fuck that balls, Mothercockhole! You are already so fat you can't see your pussydick! Let's roll to the BK Lounge, yo momma can get you a free salad."

by Markletits December 24, 2007