A person who is Mort is mad and short.
Short person: aargh I'm angry.
Other person: Haha he's mort
by HjalmarTV June 26, 2019
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A person who lacks any good looks or intelligence, does stupid retarded mistakes all the time, often referred to as a cross between a mole and a wart
Ugly Brenda fell on her face again..... The mort
by Crim_boi June 10, 2014
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that morning fart that happens after you leave the residence of some chick. you have to hold in your gas all night, but when you leave that next morning on the walk of shame, you can let that mort rip in relief. it usually is much longer and louder than the average fart.
yo, that loud mort was 10 hours in the making.
by D Turbo December 22, 2005
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Morte is an irc addict.
OMG that dude is like 24/7 on irc. He is really a Morte
by tom January 3, 2004
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Member of an exclusive friendship group which is renowned for drinkin loads, doin criminal damage, pissin people off who dont matter, and nobbin random slags.
Mort 1: S'apnin
Mort 2: F'kin chillin innit, just fuckin chinned some car into another car by openin the door and takin the handbrake off and it rolled down the fuckin hill
Mort 1: Sound. Do u reckon the guy who owns the car will be fussed?
Mort 2: Dont give a fuck. He's a goof.
by Sketcher mort January 16, 2011
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Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society.
Jennifer Jacqueline Wells is all muck, she's such a mort!
by Kenzington the 1st March 29, 2011
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A versatile word which can be used to describe a female in both a negative or positive manner when describing a female.
Positive: Cor! Check out that tidy little mort!

or

Negative: Jesus, look at the state of that dirty old mort!
by themort June 24, 2011
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