alcoholic cocktail named for its tenancy to produce serious hangovers the next day.
the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka
70cl red wkd
70cl blue wkd
70cl smirnoff ice lemon
70cl peach schnapps
4 shots of whiskey
this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!
the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka
70cl red wkd
70cl blue wkd
70cl smirnoff ice lemon
70cl peach schnapps
4 shots of whiskey
this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!
by Hot Stuff! April 23, 2010
The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.
I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....
by Shawn B. October 14, 2003
Morning glory
A male condition commonly experienced in the early morning, making it self apparent as the said male is preparing his breakfast. Symptoms include swelling and chaffing, with common results being catching and banging certain afflicted members of the body against obstacles. Condition may worsen, causing endless sadist mirth in onlookers, such as the girlfriend, dad, acquaintances or (god no) grandmother of said tortured male. Their are only two known cures, with the only viable one being ice, as the other is impossible to implement due to stiffness of the knuckle and elbow joints in the hands and arms that is usually an issue at such an hour of the morning.
A male condition commonly experienced in the early morning, making it self apparent as the said male is preparing his breakfast. Symptoms include swelling and chaffing, with common results being catching and banging certain afflicted members of the body against obstacles. Condition may worsen, causing endless sadist mirth in onlookers, such as the girlfriend, dad, acquaintances or (god no) grandmother of said tortured male. Their are only two known cures, with the only viable one being ice, as the other is impossible to implement due to stiffness of the knuckle and elbow joints in the hands and arms that is usually an issue at such an hour of the morning.
Billy: Oh no!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Holly fuck!
Billy: Not morning glory!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Ha ha! What a looser.
Billy: I suck!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Holly fuck!
Billy: Not morning glory!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Ha ha! What a looser.
Billy: I suck!
by Sam Wren May 27, 2007
an asian store that sells all those annoying japenese and korean characters on every single fucking item that you could ever think of.
by truth December 26, 2005
a mans 'early morning joy', often rudely awakening the wife, girlfriend or some slag they picked up a few hours before.
His morning glory was as appealing as his morning breath
by Muffy, Bucca and MC January 27, 2003
To wake up and then have a bacon & egg sandwich with cheese and tomato sauce. The cure for a weary morning.
by fastcatmiles January 6, 2014
When your mad at your partner for not giving you any sex the night before, you wake up in the morning and start to masturbate in front of their face. Right when your about to come, you wake them up and blow your load in their face.
by Grndzro619 December 19, 2008