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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi 

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

mormon sized 

A gianourmous, FREAKISHLY huge ton. So much it could feed or be used by a Mormon family.
A 50lb tub of Golden Soft at Costco it totally Mormon sized.

Dude, that 100 pack of Ramen is Mormon sized.

When you go through the drive thru don't Mormon size it, your ass is already fat enough.
mormon sized by Alyson Clair June 30, 2008

Moron's dozen 

Nine. The short alternative to the baker's dozen.
I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
Moron's dozen by kloiterra August 9, 2010

mormon soak 

A Mormon Soak is when two young adults are still waiting for marriage to have sex, but get too frisky. This is how you Mormon Soak properly..
First the Male takes out his member and sticks in into the Woman's key hole, still being true to their lord and savior the Male just let's it Soak.
"Hey Leo wanna Mormon Soak?"

"Sure Sally!"
mormon soak by RealJesusKiddi March 25, 2017

mormon second base 

A simple kiss on the cheek, forehead, or preferably on the lips. Usually a front door kiss, but may take place on a love-sac. Getting to mormon second base usually leads to mormon third base.
Sam made it to mormon second base when he walked her to the door last night. HOLLA AT CHA BOY!!
mormon second base by mormon_playa October 10, 2007