monkey wrench

Fricken awesome song by da foos that got them popular
monkey wrench has a really cool music video
by Skyblue April 19, 2004
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when someone is giving a blow job & bites down & does a cart wheel while giving head
by aliceeeeeee April 11, 2007
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To hang out with others in a public social setting, whilst engaging in activity of a strange or unexpected nature. Usually involves taking pictures of the activities.
We had a great time Monkey Wrenching last night! Blake rode the minature church at the park. I have pictures of it all!
by Mwa Ha Ha February 16, 2005
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a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina
bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 August 09, 2021
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slang for vinegar and water in a bottle to make a woman not have a smelly pussy
will you go to the corner sto and get me a box of monkey wrenches
by lilnemo23 February 09, 2008
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a sad lil fuka that goes unda the name Monkey_wrench on this site... your a loser dude hope u gt ur ass kikd by maoris to!!!
monkey wrench suckz ass
by Maori March 04, 2005
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Two cups of coffee (with enough milk/cream to make it easy to drink quickly), followed immediately by two shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey (with a teaspoon of black pepper in each shot).

Thought to cure the common cold.
Al: *speaking with a badly congested voice* Ugh.... Sheeyit, man, I got an exam in two hours...

Ben: *proffering coffee and whiskey* Here, man, do a monkey wrench. It'll get you through your exam, that's for damn sure.

*Al drinks the monkey wrench, and happily marches off to face his calculus exam with a fire in his belly casting a mellow glow onto his brain*
by Gyre March 25, 2008
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