Monkey oil

Basically E&J brandy.
The most cheapest brandy known to mankind.
Something a guy will buy when he hooks up with a girl with no standards.

Hey my guy, make sure you bring some liquor to the party later, and don’t bring that monkey oil.

by The Liquor Connoisseur June 27, 2021

oil money

The best of the best money. Money coming from people who own oil companies. Typically money from most middle eastern men and referring to their wealth.

Something you want to marry into, to live forever in luxury and class.

"Michelle, why were you grinding all over that guy?"
"Honey, he has OIL MONEY!!!"

"Omg, i can smell all of his oil money from here! "

by oil money's boyfriend November 2, 2010

Body like oil money

Spicy dog shit with a side of tits :)

She got a body like oil money

by Pe13$_licker February 17, 2025

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.

I didn't touch your socks.

by idest October 6, 2004