monkey milk
monkey milk by Morgan Westfield July 26, 2006
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monkey milk
A term used for talking about ejaculation in a man while the elderly or young children are within earshot
Dad: Hey mum that monkey milk was wild last night
Mum: yeah I know, it was just so thick and creamy.
Little Johnny: What the hell is monkey milk?!
Mum: yeah I know, it was just so thick and creamy.
Little Johnny: What the hell is monkey milk?!
monkey milk by Prophet Mech June 9, 2005
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Milk Monkey by Agent number one January 9, 2014
Milk Monkey
One who milks a job for all its worth and will squeeze every ounce of milk out of said job. Swinging from
tit to tit milking anything they can get there hands on.
tit to tit milking anything they can get there hands on.
That milk monkey Tobin sure has suck that cow dry.
Couldn't get another drop out of any of those tits if his life depended on it. Believe me if there was a drop milk in a stone, Tobin could squeeze it out.
Couldn't get another drop out of any of those tits if his life depended on it. Believe me if there was a drop milk in a stone, Tobin could squeeze it out.
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