jump the monkey 

When a woman returns home after a long and boring day working in a restaurant with the sole aim of getting shagged silly. Her advances lack subtlety as she just grabs at the man´s genitals demanding coitus. When faced with any resistance she jumps on the unaccommodating male and rides him into oblivion.

Nicky: Hey Amanda, do you fancy a drink after work?
Amanda: Nah, I don´t think so.
Nicky: Why not? Are you off home to jump the monkey?
Amanda: Yeah, I am fucking gagging for it.
Nicky: Crikey!!

jump the monkey by FurbyFuck10 November 26, 2015

Monkey Jumper

slang term used for Charley Horse which refers to very painful muscle spasms or constrictions , term was originated by the Puerto Rican} where the magic happens, although he claims it has been a term used for generations, severe pain balls up in your shin leaving you no other choice than to grab it, stretch it out, stand on it, rub it, or hit it until it goes away, mainly occurs at night or very commonly during sex

She had just gotten on top of him when Miguel wrenched in pain and reached for his leg, "Monkey Jumper!" Thankfully it went away and they finished without any more monkey jumper interruptions.

Monkey Jumper by faith rachel March 12, 2019

Monkey Jumper

Noun (Naming Word)

Monkey Jumper- a person or person's who insist on acting like a fucking idiot despite anyone elses efforts to stop them acting like an idiot.

Alternative Words: Fuckwit

Dean is lying drunk on the floor and everybody else is still partying Dean is a "Monkey Jumper"

Monkey Jumper by Spactara May 22, 2011

monkey jumped 

Instead of throwing an arm around a girl you throw your whole body on her and you go in for a kiss with your tongue out and mouth wide open

Dirk monkey jumped Kelly in Ryan's kitchen in front of everyone.

monkey jumped by Barney Goodheart September 22, 2008

MonkeyHump 

Term coined by Brandon Vloch to describe the leveraging of a mechanic in a table top board gaming that allows the player to gain more that the normal amount of resources, victory points or take an additional action.

Don totally MonkeyHumped the Harbor space in Lords of Waterdeep.

MonkeyHump by madtown_gamer February 9, 2017

monkeyhumper 

another term for any annoying wordemo/word kid.

Ewwww. You listen to Modest Mouse? You stupid monkeyhumper.

monkeyhumper by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

Monkeybump

When two women rub grundles to stimulate clitoral regions, simulating when lesbian monkeys have been documented grinding like its 1999.

Jen "Hey Lisa, wanna monkeybump"

Lisa "Of course I would!...syrup or jelly this time?"

Monkeybump by Two tone cock June 21, 2009