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monkey fister by MonkeyFister10101 November 11, 2013
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monkey fisted
monkey fisted by Phil Archer September 19, 2007
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monkey fisted by c-ribb December 30, 2007
Double Fisted Monkey Style
A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.
"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
Double Fisted Monkey Style by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011
two fisted monkey slap
When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it
two fisted monkey slap by squirt kobain June 1, 2010
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