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Monkey Fingers

A nickname for the roller of a 'joint' made with resin, who has burnt and crumbled the brown resin and left stains on their fingers.
''Hey, Rhys has just rolled that joint, now he's got monkey fingers!''
by MD Geist February 12, 2009
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monkey fingers

the appearance that your hand(specifically the index and middle fingers) has when scrunching together when you're fingering a girl...gives the appearance of a claw almost...or monkey fingers
Mike: I went out with this girl last night...
John: Did you give her the monkey fingers?
by Pembrokian Monkeystomper February 8, 2010
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Monkey Fingers

The affliction affecting people, usually small children, causing them to play with or pry apart things they shouldn't.
"Get you Monkey Fingers off my BoomBox! You are going to break it!!!!!"
by HokuspokusIiI February 27, 2009
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Fingers The Monkey

Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.
Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."
by Sidney Stevens June 20, 2021
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Purple Monkey Finger

Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.
No officer i only had one Purple Monkey Finger, what do you mean i cant drive.
by Day Tripper. November 14, 2010
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Purple Monkey Finger

So apparently the story is, the Kumara that go in to Purple Monkey Finger are grown on land that was the cemetery of the local prison for the criminally insane.

The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.

She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.

They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
Patient: But Doctor, I'm a virgin, how could I be pregnant?
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
by Sister Catherine November 19, 2010
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monkeys fingers

used to denote unusally long nipples
Man that bird was hot last night! Not only did she have an arse like a bun but she had nipples like monkeys fingers
by Robbie Parish July 13, 2006
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