monkey bitch

a person who is just a plain out bitch and needs to be bossed around...kind of like a monkey in a cage

"dude what the hell are you doing over there?"
"that kid is such a monkey bitch."

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

monkey bitch

a lil tricklet who looks like a monkey and buys people shit

this girl who be fuckin with joe is a monkey bitch

by yadig May 18, 2008

Monkey Bitch

Jumps to every branch of a family tree. Basically wants those genes but needs somebody to fuck up.

Oh is it odd that me and all my cuzins fucked that monkey bitch?

by Teddy Bear Gangsta March 4, 2009

Monkey Bitch

A female less than 5 ft tall who likes to put down a man And Bitch when there is a audience around, like monkeys put on a show at the Zoo when the crowd gathers.

My neighbors wife is a real monkey bitch, she follows him around and bitch about everthing, she would`t shut the fuck up.

by eddieboy1 400 February 13, 2010

Monkey Bitch

Someone who can grow a beard in 6th grade.

Micheal Stewart is a monkey bitch

by Engleburt humperdink October 24, 2007

Monkey Bitch

A girl who not only has at least three stray hairs on her chest, but also demonstrates anti-social behavior.

Wow, Carol, that monkey bitch, just called Ted an asshole, then slapped him with her hair-ridden paw.

by Teddie K April 5, 2008

crazy monkey bitches

A group of people acting feral while going to get an item/items.

"I was going to get a pencil when my teacher told our class to go up to her desk to get one, but everyone else ran and got one before I could. My classmates are such crazy monkey bitches."

by VomitOnMySkirt November 14, 2022