monkey bitch 

a person who is just a plain out bitch and needs to be bossed around...kind of like a monkey in a cage

"dude what the hell are you doing over there?"
"that kid is such a monkey bitch."

monkey bitch by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

Monkey Bitch 

Jumps to every branch of a family tree. Basically wants those genes but needs somebody to fuck up.

Oh is it odd that me and all my cuzins fucked that monkey bitch?

Monkey Bitch by Teddy Bear Gangsta March 4, 2009

monkey bitch 

a lil tricklet who looks like a monkey and buys people shit

this girl who be fuckin with joe is a monkey bitch

monkey bitch by yadig May 18, 2008

Monkey Bitch 

Someone who can grow a beard in 6th grade.

Micheal Stewart is a monkey bitch

Monkey Bitch by Engleburt humperdink October 24, 2007

Monkey Bitch 

A female less than 5 ft tall who likes to put down a man And Bitch when there is a audience around, like monkeys put on a show at the Zoo when the crowd gathers.

My neighbors wife is a real monkey bitch, she follows him around and bitch about everthing, she would`t shut the fuck up.

Monkey Bitch by eddieboy1 400 February 13, 2010

Monkey Bitch 

A girl who not only has at least three stray hairs on her chest, but also demonstrates anti-social behavior.

Wow, Carol, that monkey bitch, just called Ted an asshole, then slapped him with her hair-ridden paw.

Monkey Bitch by Teddie K April 5, 2008

shit faced monkey bitch 

an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)

That retarded hoe looks like a SHIT FACED MONKEY BITCH!

shit faced monkey bitch by Billy Bob RAy Hiizzle November 19, 2005