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Money Belt 

When you have had sex with a Jew.
Hey Steve, I heard you had sex with Bathsheva. You can proudly say that you have your Money Belt now.
Money Belt by Paul Guay May 3, 2011

money belt 

Similar to a "money shot," a money belt is when a man is having sex in the missionary position, and right before he climaxes, he pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's waistline.
After the Mayweather fight, we were banging and I gave her a money belt of my own.
money belt by Theodore Brogan August 30, 2017

monkey brain belt buckle 

When you take the monkey brain you form by stretching your skin tightly around your ball sack tightening the skin till it resembles a minature brain and placing it out the top of your waist line so that it resides on your belt buckle
To create a Monkey Brain Belt Buckle. Place your brain to belt buckle position and then call upon a near by friend to bear witness to it.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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