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Money Belt 

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When you have had sex with a Jew.
Hey Steve, I heard you had sex with Bathsheva. You can proudly say that you have your Money Belt now.
Money Belt by Paul Guay May 3, 2011
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money belt 

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Similar to a "money shot," a money belt is when a man is having sex in the missionary position, and right before he climaxes, he pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's waistline.
After the Mayweather fight, we were banging and I gave her a money belt of my own.
money belt by Theodore Brogan August 30, 2017
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monkey brain belt buckle 

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When you take the monkey brain you form by stretching your skin tightly around your ball sack tightening the skin till it resembles a minature brain and placing it out the top of your waist line so that it resides on your belt buckle
To create a Monkey Brain Belt Buckle. Place your brain to belt buckle position and then call upon a near by friend to bear witness to it.
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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jody 

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026
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girl grip 

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The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026
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