excue e moi s vo plai

This isn't in an ancient language... It is a derivitave of French, and would be understood as 'excuse me, if you please' in most Cajun or Creole dialects. It is the same type of 'language' used in the French West Indies where it combined with African languages and isn't any more than 400 years old. If you think that qualifies as ancient, you need to go back to high school.

(In Acadian Baritaria, etc.)
Person one: "Excue e moi s vo plai, vu vaiy un chose pour me faiy boi(re)?"
Person two: "Excuse-moi, s'il vous plait, je ne parle pas Creole."

(In Africa)
Person one: "Excue e moi s vo plai..."
Person two: "Sorry, I don't speak French and I have no idea why you think you are speaking African you ignorance-monger."

excue e moi s vo plai by laisse September 18, 2006

excue e moi s vo plai

This means 'excuse me'in Dionasfirgh language. Dionasfirgh is an ancient language which was used in Africa. Few people now know the language now. I am one of those people.
My name is Makaila. If you want to know anymore of this language conatct me

excue e moi s vo plai

excue e moi s vo plai by Makaila May 8, 2004

Moi Sauce 

Moi Sauce is a noun used to name the moist juices a female will produce when all the correct buttons are pushed. This Sauce can usually be very Sweet and sometimes smell fishy. However; If you manage to find a female with the proper grooming routine the Sauce can be sweet without much smell. However this can be very rare unless you live in places such as Nebraska or Minnesota where the females groom themselves annually and are not plowed harder Kansas farms during the 1930's.

"Wow! Let me tell you about this Girl Izzy's Moi Sauce." -Nikthanial
"Oh yea? How was it?" -Jonoboko
"It was a heavenly glaze." -Nikthanial
"I wonder if she allows take out?" -Jonoboko

Moi Sauce by TheGreatGrammarGodMozziea April 4, 2017

vous le vou couche avec moi se soi 

a phrase used by french prostitutes asking men to sleep with them.

vous le vou couche avec moi se soi

vous le vou couche avec moi se soi by chichiono January 18, 2009

moi si cornu 

the act of feeling corneeyy

yo roulons cj cuz MOI SI CORNU

moi si cornu by sagggggybotyyyyyy1235 May 29, 2017

Prekratit moi stradaniya

Literally translated from Russian means "end my suffering." It also sounds cool to say.

You: Prekratit moi stradaniya
Somebody else: the hell does that mean?
You: Nevermind.

Prekratit moi stradaniya by -_s a u c e_- June 9, 2018

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir 

Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".

Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.

Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.

You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir by stefzg July 14, 2004