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Clizzak My Mizzouse 

To click the button on your computer mouse.

Geek Term: Female masturbation.
Man: You look tired.
Woman: I was up all night. I like to Clizzak My Mizzouse.
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A mizouse is a mouse
"Always at my PC double clickin' on my mizouse" --Weird Al Yankovic - It's All About the Pentiums
mizouse by David Barnes March 28, 2004

Mizzoued 

The act of being persuaded from a pre-existing contractual arrangement to play a team at a similar level with the promise of a larger crowd and bigger payday even though such act almost certainly guarantees an embarrassing loss.
Furman got Mizzoued into thinking that getting paid to lose to Missouri was better for their football program than playing at Delaware.
Mizzoued by danefan March 4, 2009

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026