A creature referenced in numerous obscure works by a variety of fantasy authors. The minnix is described as being blatantly homosexual, a notorious lazy scurve, a blue falcon, and lacking any useful skills other than the ability to do numerous air squats. The minnix is reported to inhabit subtropical regions of North America such as Florida.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A creature existing purely in the world of fantasy. At fist glance its fluffy white fur, large eyes, and ability to grant wishes seem top attract people to this creature. However, be warned it is notorious for getting other creatures smoked because of its own shortcomings, failing miserably at feats of strength, and urinating at inappropriate times and in front of important individuals, who tell it to remain "classy."

A tall, lanky and pale teenager