Minnesota Twins

The Twins only won the World Series twice, in 1987 and 1991. They went in 1965 but got beat by the Dodgers in 7 games.

I like the Minnesota Twins because they win games and don't buy championships like the Yankees, but can we please get a new fucking stadium?

The best team that doesnt need money to win like the yankees, red sox, braves, etc.

Hey Bob what's the best team in baseball?

The Minnesota Twins.

Man, did you check out the Minnesota Twins on that MILF?

were the Washington Senators until 1960; 3 time World Series Champs; small market, but made the playoffs the last 2 years

The Twins play in a crappy divsion, so they made the playoffs.

Minnesota Twins by 0000 October 16, 2003

minnesota twins

the worst baseball team to have ever existed.

GOD DAMN the minnesota twins suck so much ass

n. Identically dressed government agents. Attire often consists of matching helmets, masks, billy clubs, sneers etc.

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I got a selfie with the minnesota twins! They always look so precious.

And ruthless.

Precious and ruthless.

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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