The pie capital of Minnesota, located about an hour north of the twin cities on highway 65. A town where all the old people gather at the Park Cafe for breakfast, and the pizza pub for dinner. They have one gas station that is WAAAY over priced. You better not go to the apartments, or you will probably get offered some meth or some other type of weird drug. They even have a dollar general now! Braham is pretty safe, just do not talk to strangers on the street.
Martin: Wanna go visit Braham, Minn.?
Emily: Sure! I will bring my meth pipe!
Jia Minn will always be there for you in times of need. She will never hurt her friends but instead always protect them. Jia Minn is a kindhearted, generous person. She is an all rounded person and is particularly good at sports. A jia Minn will never let you down.
Jacob: I'm so thankful Jia minn is my friend Keller: Right!! Just last week she pulled an all nighter just to help me study!
Jacob: Man.... Her personality is one everyone should have!
An act first performed by the Mdewakanton Sioux of Prior Lake, Minnesota, it is a complicated and highly dangerous sexual act/exotic dance ritual/rite of passage for young Native American men once they turn 18. First, the person coats their testicles in a flammable petroleum jelly. Then the tribal elder lights a torch and brings the torch to the coated testicles and lights it. Then the young man must find and wrangle a moose and ride it into a frozen lake. Once the fire is out he must perform a highly erotic and complicated dance, which involves going up to a young woman and hitting her with his scrotum Once this is complete, he becomes a man.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Charlie Moose Horn? He was performing his Minnesota Icy Hot and he accidentally died!
Guy 2: I guess that's what happens when you put Vaseline on your balls and try to ride a moose into a lake...
Guy 1: Native Americans are weird...