ming mong 

Someone of simple intelligence or who once upon a time would be called a village idiot. Especially effective when teamed with the name of your next door town.

That guy is a ming mong.
They are all Newhaven ming mongs

ming mong by Anonymous August 19, 2003

ming mong 

A term of endearment used to describe small, furry creatures.

"Awww, what a cute little ming mong, I just want to pick it up and squeeze it!"

ming mong by spadam01 July 5, 2012

Ming Mong 

A person so stupid/idiotic and possibly a waste of space, a 'Ming Mong' is present throughout all societies. The local muppet who is proud of it deserves to be tagged a "Ming Mong". There are various ways in which the term can be used, as per the examples below:

<Altug> You're such a Ming Mong, Jon

<Dan> Jon the Ming Mong!

<SB> Stop acting like a Ming Mong

Ming Mong by Ringocarr May 9, 2009

ming mong 

someone who is really ugly, so god damn ugly you cringe when you see their face, comes from the word minger, created by lucy.

OMG! you see that ming mong!

ming mong by da mac May 10, 2005

Ming Mong 

Someone who is stupid and ugly at the same time

That person is such a ming mong.

Ming Mong by RollingJovi January 25, 2021

Ming mong 

Ahh a ming mong. An alternative name for Kate Rooney

Ah look over there, a ming mong trying to run a mile

Ming mong by Stella atois October 7, 2019

Ming mong 

A word derived from Minging.

Eugh, that fish is Ming Mong!

Ming mong by Jennehpie December 11, 2006