Microwave hot 

Hot, but not that hot. (hot = attractive)

One step below Oven hot, which is really fuckin' hot.

"You think that girl over there is hot?"

"Ehh, Microwave hot I guess."

Microwave hot by BlaBlaBlaBlaBla September 5, 2012

microwave the hot dog 

To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog

microwave the hot dog by Mort Glickman May 9, 2012

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

Microwaved Hotdog

a nasty disgusting person

omg hailey is such a microwaved hotdog i cant belive bart is dating her

Microwaved Hotdog by smoojieho April 21, 2018