Microwave hot

Hot, but not that hot. (hot = attractive)

One step below Oven hot, which is really fuckin' hot.

"You think that girl over there is hot?"

"Ehh, Microwave hot I guess."

by BlaBlaBlaBlaBla September 05, 2012

microwave the hot dog

To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog

by Mort Glickman May 09, 2012