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microplastic control group

The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!

Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them
person 1: "bro everyone is so stupid nowadays"
person 2: "microplastic control group ahh situation"
by john blinker September 28, 2025
mugGet the microplastic control groupmug.

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