A Mexican girl who won't admit she is Mexican. She denies it all costs. She bleaches her blond and names her kids "Dalton" and "Lane." She even marries a racist to prove it.

He "Juanita" why you acting so Mexiwon't and saying your name is "Jana?" You know it ain't true.

Mexiwon't by HardBodies78 November 14, 2019

Related Words

mexiwop • mexiwon't • Mexicop • Mexipop • mexiwookie

Mexipop

A shorthand or umbrella term for any refreshing Mexican bottled beer served with a slice of lime, such as Sol or Corona.

'Mexipop' is a term necessitated by the propensity for bars to generally only stock one or the other indiscriminately.

"Hey Karen, if they haven't got any Brooklyn lager, just get me a Mexipop, whatever they've got."

Mexipop by Russell Durkin October 21, 2011

Mexicop

Also known as Mexico. The Country where you can cop anything for the right price.

Billy, "Hey man did you get those fireworks from the town carnival?"
Steven, "No, these are M-80's. My older brother got them from Mexicop"

Mexicop by tehbncr650 January 10, 2011

mexiwookie

hairy mexican mujeres with hairy arm pits!

I sat next to a mexiwookie she started licking my arm pits.
Senior I like Hairy mans. In her purse she had box of mexiwookie picks ( AKA mexican tooth picks )

try this! how many maxiwookie picks could a mexiwookie pick if a mexiwokie could pick picks....

mexiwookie by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

mexiwon't

a lazy ass mexican who just sits on your couch eating your food, smoking your cigarettes and weed, drinking your beer, who won't even walk to the gym 3 blocks away to work out, won't learn how to read, and generally is a schloon

Marcos is a mexican't because he's from Mexico and knows nothing of american life. jose is a mexiwon't because he was born here and still doesn't do shit.

mexiwon't by GrandTheftCondom March 11, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026