mexican strawberries

South Texas slang for beans.

Listening to you brag dosn't improve the taste of these mexican strawberries!

by oldschoolio June 12, 2007

Mexican Strawberry

A really nasty splattered, flinging, smelly, sticky, liquid, floating, off-the-walls kind of shit. Usually only occurs when a normal person (anyone not from mexico) consumes a fruit or vegetable grown in Mexico.

Dude, I just layed a mexican strawberry all over your bathroom...

by CarlosSpicyWeiner August 20, 2010

Mexican Strawberry

a male jizzes blood all of a girls nose giving her a bloody nose thus resembling a stawberry

Dude, I just gave my girlfriend a mexican strawberry

by IHaveThePower June 1, 2011